Confession

My brother was pissing me off non-stop for a whole week and so I decided to get even with him. I took his after shave bottle and emptied out the contents and then filled it with witch hazel alcohol. The next time he shaved and put on the “after-shave” his screams could be heard throughout the house and his face then developed a lumpy rash. He never figured it out that I had tampered with the aftershave and assumed that it simply was harsher than the after shave he normally buys, because it was a cheap no name brand.