Confession

I suspected that my boyfriend was cheating on me with a co-worker of his, so I put a bug on his briefcase and when he was supposedly working late one night, I heard more than I needed to be sure of his affair and packed his stuff up and left them outside my apartment with a note saying “Don't Call me.” He never did call, and I love thinking of how he would have wondered why I'd break up with him so "unexpectedly".