Monday, November 30, 2009

Confession

No one knows it but I secretly look down on people who watch television. It's so mind numbing and only an invalid could be amused by a screen flashing different colors and sounds.

Confession

One of my friends just came out of that she's a lesbian and I feel all weird around her every time I see her now. I've been avoiding her every since but sooner or later she's going to figure out that I've been avoiding her.

Confession

I dropped out of school a few months ago but I still haven't told my parents. They still think I'm getting straight As and on my way to becoming the next big doctor. If only they knew.

Confession

My neighbor is the most obnoxious person I have ever met. They have 2 dogs and almost every day I am shoveling their dogs poop off my lawn. The only reason I haven't said anything to them is because I don't want to start a feud and have to deal with that as well.

Confession

The women in my office are all sluts and they all fall over the top executives in order to get raises and promotions. It's sickening.

Confession

I am so sick of fighting with people, nothing good ever comes from it. I've tried stopping, and it simply doesn't work. My friends rivalries with each other tear me apart and now I've lost someone I really care about. I love my friends to death, but why does friendship with them have to be so complicated? I just want them all to get along and for all of us to stop criticizing each other so often. Whenever this happens, and I lose someone in my life, I'm left crying for weeks and I've gotten so sick of crying.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Confession

I absolutely hate reading but I tell people I read certain books so that I can appear intellectual and impress people.

Confession

I hate how my family always thinks that what they are doing or what they have to do is always so much more important than anything I have to do.

Confession

If real friends are supposed to stick up for you then why does my best friend hang out with a girl who has spread probably more than 10 lies about me?

Confession

I've been stealing money from my parents wallet since I was 10 years old and after 13 years they still haven't figured out why they often remember having more money in their wallet than they actually end up having.

Confession

I've always worn really padded bras because I'm an A cup and I hate looking flat chested. The problem is that I'm dating someone and I don't know how to tell them about my padded bras, before we get intimate and they get a big shock.

Confession

I don't feel like I fit anywhere in the world.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Confession

I'm attracted to two guys who are best friends. The problem is that one of them likes me, but not the one I like more. I'm afraid if I pursue something with him that I'll lose any chances of ever having a relationship with the other guy. However, the guy that I like more might never like me and I might lose the chance to have a great relationship with the one that actually really likes me.

Confession

I'm fairly self-centered but I hide it pretty well because I know that people would hate me if they saw the real me.

Confession

I feel like I would be happier if I was prettier and that my life would be simpler. I'd be able to get dates and jobs more easily and people would have a more positive and warm reaction to me.

Confession

I've been depressed for years and was thinking of ending my life one day when one of my friends called me and as we were talking she told me how she didn't know what she would do without me and that she wanted me to know that she would always be there for me. After I got off the phone I realized how selfish my wanting to take my life was and how it would affect my friends and family as well. Since then I've gotten treatment and I feel confident that some day I will be as happy as I was when I was an innocent young child.

Confession

I'm paranoid that someone I love will die suddenly and I'll be distraught and not know how to deal with it.

Confession

I hate my family. They are obnoxious and snobby and look down on everyone and everything. The only reason I still talk to them is so that I can get the money they've promised me when I turn 25.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Confession

I cheated on my husband and I don't regret it. He never gives a shit about me so why should I feel guilty anyway?

Confession

When I was in elementary school I hated a pair of shoes one of my classmates used to always wear, so one day I told her that I would pack her back for her while she went to get her jacket from the closet. Well when she was gone I took her shoes and hid them in the garbage. She came back and didn't pay any attention to the fact that I hadn't put them in backpack. The next day she came to school with a different pair shoes, and she never said anything to me about the disappearing shoes.

Confession

My mother is prettier than me and I hate how I become invisible when I'm around her.

Confession

My father always wanted to have a son, and after 4 kids, my parents still didn't end up with a boy. My father never showed us any affection, but as I've gotten older I've realized that my father resents us. It hurts to think that he cared more about continuing the family line, than about his own daughters. We're still his blood even if me and my sisters aren't boys. I can't wait to finally be 18 and move away for university where I won't have deal with him every day.

Confession

I was looking for an address that my husband had saved in his phone and while looking for it he received a message from a woman named Carol, that said "we should get together more often...". The problem is I've never met or heard of a woman named carol, and the ... at the end of the message left to much to be desired for. I deleted it and I haven't told my husband yet. I'm so confused, I never would have believed that he would cheat on me, but after reading that text message I don't know what to think anymore. I'm scared if I try to confront him that he'll just deny anything and cover his tracks in the future. I want to find out the truth without tipping him off. If he is cheating on me he's not going to get away with it that easily. I didn't put 12 year into a marriage to end up getting stepped all over.

Confession

I sometimes feel attracted to other guys and feel tempted to cheat but I hold back because I don't want to lose you. It's not that I don't love you, I do, but sometimes the attraction is so strong I'm scared one day I won't be able to control myself and I'll end up giving in and losing you in the end.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Confession

I'm jealous of my best friend because she's prettier than me, so she always get all the attention from guys.

Confession

I like watching reality because I can live vicariously through their lives, instead of living in my depressing life.

Confession

I'm in love with the boy who sits next to me in English class. We talk all the time, and I'm terrified that the teacher will switch our seats to separate us. She doesn't realize that sitting next to him in English is the highlight of my days and moving us apart would ruin me.

Confession

I can see the rage that burns in his eyes every time some one or something pisses him off. I'm scared of what he's capable of when he's mad.

Confession

I wear big sunglasses at the beach because I feel so ugly without makeup and I don't want people to see me looking so ugly.

Confession

It bothers me that my brother is now friends with a girl that called me a whore to his face. I never did anything about it, because he didn't want to make things awkward at school. I thought big brothers were supposed to stick up for little sisters?

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Confession

The only reason I made a facebook account was so I could meet random people that I could hook up with.

Confession

The reason why I do drugs is because it numbs me. It makes me forget about reality for awhile. The scary part about it is that I'm afraid I'm turning into an addict. I'm high at least once a day. When I'm not high, I tend to get real irritated. Whenever I get my hands on money, I go out and spend it all on drugs. What's really sad about it is that no one really knows how bad I've gotten out of control. Everyone just thinks I smoke pot. But little do they know, I do a lot more stuff and even some "harder" stuff. The people that know about my problem think I need rehab. Do you?

Confession

My best friend is a guy and we grew up together. We've always hung out a lot and recently I started to have feelings for him, the only problem is that he has a girlfriend. Well the other day we were hanging out and we ended up kissing, and now I don't know what to do. I've been trying to avoid him as much as possible because I don't want to be around him and have the same thing happen, until he breaks it off with his girlfriend, if he even plans on leaving her for me.

Confession

I miss my ex boyfriend. I hate how I can't tell anyone because they all hate his guts. They hate that I still talk to him, but I can't help it. We went through SO much when we were together. I would love to be with him again. He asked me back out maybe a couple weeks ago and I didn't have an answer. (He took it as a no.) And the sucky thing about it is that I regret saying what I did, because if I told him yes, we would probably be together now.

Confession

I'm not the prettiest girl but I have great legs so I wear shorts and skirts as much as possible so that people see my legs and spend less time looking at my face. It sounds weird but it's the only way that I can feel remotely attractive.

Confession

I had a dream about a friend of mine and in it there was a war going on and he ended up getting shot. After getting shot he fell numb and I caught him in my arms, feeling the dead weight of his body. I laid him on the floor, where he was unconscious and bleeding. I was frantically running around trying to find someone who could help or find his parents to let them know, but everyone seemed to disappear and anyone left around us didn't seem phased. I was crying frantically before waking up in a panic. I spent 2 hours crying nonstop after waking up, even though I realized that it was still a dream. That dream made me realize I was in love with someone who I had never thought of romantically, and who I hadn't seen in more than a year. It'll be months before I see him again, and I just hope that he isn't seeing someone and that I can find the courage to let him know how I feel.

Confession

I feel so.. mean. I never noticed how much she still messes with you. I'm always so mean to you, trying to get away. But I don't feel like you need or want or even deserve that. Maybe you need someone here to comfort you, and I'll do that, no matter how much it kills me. Because I love you.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Confession

I feel so pathetic everyday.

Confession

I broke up with my boyfriend a few months ago and it bothers me that I can't seem to forget his phone number. I want more than anything not to remember it off by heart. It will make me feel like I've finally moved on and erased him completely from my life.

Confession

My best friend and I used to be so close but every since we started high school she's been blowing me off and acting completely different just to impress some fake crowd. It's so annoying and it hurts to think that she could ignore me so easily after almost 15 years of being friends.

Confession

My mother's an alcoholic and she's been trying to get sober for the last month. She seemed a lot better and I believed her, until I came home last week and saw her passed out on the floor. I called an ambulance and they said she had overdosed and that if I didn't call for an ambulance she probably would have died a few hours later. I'm thankful that she didn't die but I'm just so mad at her at the same time.

Confession

Every day I wish I could go back and not break up with my boyfriend. It's been 2 months since I broke up with him and all I think about every day is how much I regret it. He's too prideful and won't take me back even if I begged him to and all I can think about is how happy I would be right now if we were still together.

Confession

I'm still completely in love with one of my ex girlfriends. I tell everyone I'm not because they hate her and don't understand why I keep talking to her, instead of hating her. She's on my mind everyday, and it kills me to keep it secret. The best part is, she's in love with someone else.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Confession

You were the only person I had left in my life that I could depend on and trust, but when I needed you the most you walked away.

Confession

I don't understand why some guys have such a hard time understanding that you're not attracted to them. If I told you I'm not into you and that I like someone else why would think that some chocolates and stalking me around would make me change my mind. All you've done is made clear how annoying you can be.

Confession

I don't take good pictures and it bothers me when I'm in a group pic and everyone looks great and I'm the only one who look horrible.

Confession

I get telemarketing calls at least a few times every day. Some days the calls are all from the same number, and they call at the most annoying times like 7 in the morning on a saturday or during dinner time, so what I started doing recently is answering the phone and hanging up without saying anything. It's a great stress reliever knowing that I probably pissed them off a little, which is some sweet payback.

Confession

I'm a girl who's dating a transgendered female to male. I'm completely in love with him, but no one knows about our relationship. I wish I could just tell everyone, but they wouldn't understand. My parents are extremely homophobic, and they would never understand either. I would be disowned... so I'm planning on moving across the country one day, away from all of them.

Confession

I went through school and even graduated, but what no one knew is that I was illiterate. At 27 years old I finally got the courage to admit to someone that I was illiterate, and I have a tutor for 2 years now and can finally read and write. I don't know how I used to live without being able to read even a simple road sign.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Confession

I live at my boyfriend's parents one floor apartment and we don't usually have privacy so it's hard to have sex, so whenever his parents are going out, we make sure that we're home so we can have sex. I even sometimes ask them to pick something up for me when they're out so that I can keep them gone for longer.

Confession

I hate that my wife always asks me to help out with cleaning chores around the house. I don't understand why it's so hard to get that those are female jobs and she should be doing them by herself. I don't ask her to help mow the lawn or fix the car.

Confession

Everyone thinks my new short hair cut looks great but what they don't know is that the only reason I cut my hair is because I was looking at myself in the mirror one day and I was so repulsed by myself that I cut my hair out of rage.

Confession

I lost my wallet last week but I told my husband that someone robbed me in a parking lot so that he wouldn't get pissed at me for losing it.

Confession

My father left us when I was only 8 years old but all I had were good memories of him. I recently found out he was living an hour away and for the past 2 months I've been going and visiting him secretly. If my siblings and my mother found out they wouldn't understand.

Confession

I work 12 hours a day because I'm scared of sitting down and realizing how fast life is passing by.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Confession

I'm scared of losing my virginity.

Confession

My boyfriend doesn't let me go anywhere without him and it drives me crazy. I can't even go for coffee or to the mall with my best friend without him wanting to tag along. And then he whines the whole time about how bored he is and complains that all the stores we're going to are girly and that I ignore him...we'll ya I'm shopping with my best friend, why would 2 women be going to anything but female stores? Last time I checked we don't wear male clothes. It's happened so many times and he always complains about the same thing. It drives me crazy. If he doesn't like it, then just don't follow me like a puppy when I go out with my best friend.

Confession

I'm scared that people won't like me if I'm not beautiful.

Confession

I'm embarrassed to show my emotions in front of my parents.

Confession

I lied to my boyfriend about how many men I've slept with. I know he wouldn't date me if he really knew.

Confession

my best friend is dating another one of my good friends, but the catch is that they're both girls...i know i've lost my best friend for a while, at least, but i can't lose more friends because they all decide to date each other. so ladies, if you're reading this, please stop while the relationship is still new, before you break apart more than a few friendships.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Confession

I have OCD and I'm afraid of going out on dates, because I'm scared that my date will think I'm weird and then freak out and leave. It's been almost 10 years since I've had a relationship and I sometimes feel like I'm just going to die alone someday.

Confession

I'm scared of becoming an alcoholic because the only time I seem to be able to have a good time and be happy is when I've had a few drinks.

Confession

I often feel like the world is going on around me and that I'm standing still frozen in time.

Confession

Some nights, when I've had such a bad day that my eyes are swollen from crying; I squeeze my eyes shut, and wish that I just would die peacefully in my sleep, because my spiritual life has to be better than the reality side.

Confession

I sometimes wish that I was born in a 3rd world country so that I could be happy just having some water and food.

Confession

I saw my boyfriend hit his mother and I don't know what to do. I wasn't in the room where it happened but I saw him hit her from the hallway and he doesn't know that I saw what happened. I've never seen him hit her before and he's never hit me, but I've also never seen him so full of rage. It scared me and I don't know what to make of it, and what I should do.

Confession

I have not been with my ex-boyfriend for almost a year now. Our breakup put me in a weird place, I tried numbing the pain with everything possible, nothing worked, and the pain has barely eased up. After everything he's put me through, I still find myself each day trying to find new ways to make him notice me again.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Confession

I love singing and performing and I wish so badly that I could become a singer and go on stage and wow an audience of 1000s, but my voice just isn't good enough and it kills me to watch singers perform and know that that will never be me.

Confession

I'm 33 years old and I have two kids and I'm more afraid of the dark than they are. My husband's been overseas for work for the past month and I have my children sleep with me so that I'm not alone and so I have an excuse to leave a light on.

Confession

I have this fake front that loves herself and her body. But when I go home and I'm by myself I record every food or drink that goes pass my lips and throw up everything I eat. I have a fake front, because I want people to think I'm over my eating disorder, so I don't get sent away again or watched by my friends. But honestly, I don't think I'll ever get it and I kinda don't want to be over it. Because it helps me to lose weight and I love the results when I do. Mind fucked, huh? You have no idea.

Confession

My ex boyfriend and I have been broken up since 2006, but every time I see him, I sleep with him. I think the only reason why I do that, is because it makes me feel good that someone actually "wants" me like that.

Confession

Every day when I wake up, I wish that I wasn't born, and every night when I go to sleep I hope that I won't have to wake up in the morning.

Confession

My boyfriend and I split up a few months ago and when he moved out I gave him all his stuff back but I made sure to keep one of his t-shirts. I sleep in it every night because it makes me feel like he's still holding me.

Confession

I had breast implants put in almost 10 years ago and my husband has no idea. I only added a size so the difference isn't dramatic and they still look fairly natural. I was attacked by a dog when I was younger and so I have a few scars from that attack on my stomach and I just told my husband that the scars from the surgery on my chest are from the dog attack.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Confession

My boyfriend loves me more than I love him, and I sometimes feel so smothered that it just drives me crazy.

Confession

I've been with my boyfriend for 6 years and he's never mentioned wanting to get married. I've tried to bring up the conversation or hint at how I'm ready for us to get married, but I'm afraid he just has no plans for us to get married, and I don't know what I should do. I don't want to leave him because I love him, but I can't be with someone who doesn't love me enough to want to spend the rest of our lives together.

Confession

I live with my in-laws and I hate my mother-in-laws cooking so when I know she's making dinner I make sure I already have plans to go out or pretend I'm working late so I can eat out.

Confession

I have a stash of food in my bedroom because I love eating but I'm afraid of people finding out how addicted I really am to food.

Confession

I can't have kids and I don't know how to tell my husband because I'm afraid he'll leave me, since he's always talked about how he can't wait to have lots of kids.

Confession

When I finally realized that I was in love with you to it was too late..and you had already moved on. Now I live with the thought of what could have happened had I realized just a little earlier.

Confession

I'm not in love with my boyfriend anymore but I can't break up with him because he's the only person that understands me and he's the only close person I have, without him I'd be completely alone.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Confession

I'm over my ex boyfriend but for some reason when I hear certain songs that we used to listen to when we were together I feel like crying uncontrollably.

Confession

I'm in love with a guy and I don't know how to tell him. I write text messages to him every day pretending that we're together, and then I save them in the drafts box, hoping one day I can click send to all those messages.

Confession

People wonder why I pick on a girl in my class, they think I'm a bitch but what they don't know is how in love I am with her boyfriend, and that it kills me to see them together.

Confession

I can't seem to concentrate on anything but this guy I've been in love with for the past month. I go to class and the only notes I have are pages filled with his name. I don't know how I'm going to study for my exams that are coming up in a few weeks, but they seem so insignificant compared to him.

Confession

My mom's an alcoholic and I can't remember ever seeing her sober.

Confession

I don't really have any close friends and so I read other people's confessions and imagine that they are my friends who are telling me their secrets, believing that I can help them.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Confession

I used to write poems all the time but I haven't for a few years now, and people keep telling me that they can't believe I'm wasting my talent by not writing, but what they don't know is that I'm only inspired to write when I'm depressed and I haven't been for the last few years.

Confession

I rather watch sports than spend time with my wife.

Confession

I find gay men more attractive and I'm afraid I'll never meet a straight man that I can fall in love with.

Confession

I resent having to go to university and get a degree. I wish I was born 100 years when women didn't have so much pressure to go to school. All I want to do is have a family and take care of my home. What does adding 40 hours a week of office work really contribute to my life anyways?

Confession

When people walk slowly I purposely hit them with my elbows when I pass, or I'll step on the back of their feet. I just don't understand why some people walk like they're dead.

Confession

I hate how my "friend" acts like we're best friends, when all she uses me for is to tell me her secrets because I actually know how to keep them unlike the rest of the people she hangs out with, but then when she goes out she almost never invites me or ends up ditching me in the end.

Confession

I listen to music because it makes me feel like I'm alive, and for the few minutes that the song is on I can imagine that I'm living it.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Confession

I wish my friend wouldn't think so low of her self and would stop dating all these losers who treat her like shit.

Confession

I feel like no one ever understands me and that life is going on around me but I'm not part of it.

Confession

I am becoming the bitch I never thought I would be...and I don't know whether it's a good thing or a bad thing.

Confession

I'm scared of trying my hardest and failing in the end anyway.

Confession

I rather be with you and deal with the pain and drama then have to deal with the pain of not even having you.

Confession

I hate being home alone at night because I get scared that someone is going to break again and kidnap me or even kill me, so I walk around my house with either a scissor or a knife.

Confession

I wonder if my ex ever thinks about me and whether he still has any feelings for me like I do for him.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Confession

I regret every second I spent with you and the thought makes me feel dirty, because I now know what a player you are.

Confession

I know that my parents love me, but I sometimes feel like if I died no one would really care.

Confession

I don't have real friends and I'm jealous of people I see who have true friends that actually care about them.

Confession

The reason why I did so well in my class is because I'm in love with my teacher and I desperately wanted to impress him.

Confession

I truly believe Jesus Christ hates roman catholics, zionist jews, feminists, homosexuals, fake religious pharisees, people who hide behind man made religions including buddhism, islam, oriental religions, mormonism, JWs and I honestly believe Jesus Christ will wipe all these people off the face of the earth one day and send them to hell for eternity. I haven't talked to my father and mother for years, my mother is a new age psycholigizer feminist, and my father is a die hard roman catholic, they are very old and not far from death. I have no relationship with them anymore, and I wait for the day they both will die. I fantasize about dancing on my fathers grave after he dies in jublilation, he showed no mercy when beating my mother in front of me when I was 4 years old and my mother showed no mercy committing adultery on him during that same time. This is how I really feel, not making any of this up.

Confession

I hate how my friend always talks about people behind their backs and then acts like their best friend when she's with them. I'm sick of it, and I don't understand why no one else sees how she acts.

Confession

I hate the fact that he only wants to hang out with me after he's asked a few other people and they turn him down. It's great to know I'm a last resort.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Confession

I listen to the songs that we used to listen to together so that I can feel close to you, now that you're gone.

Confession

My mother is promiscuous but my father has no idea.

Confession

I have been living in a love-less marriage for 10 years now. My husband doesn't believe in divorce and I'm afraid that I will have to live the rest of my life condemned to an unhappy marriage until the day that either I die, or my husband dies, whichever comes first.

Confession

I lied about my religion so that my boyfriend would date me.

Confession

I applied to Universities in other countries so that I could get away from my family and live on my own, without them constantly inferring in my life.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Confession

I have cancer so I lost my hair and I now wear a wig. I haven't told anyone except for my husband and my parents, and when I see people I know they keep telling me how great I look and how my hair looks so amazing. I just think to myself, If only they knew.

Confession

I know how to cook, but I hate having to always be responsible for cooking dinner, so I will purposely put extra salt or pepper on my husbands piece of food so that he thinks I can't cook and finally stops expecting me to always cook.

Confession

I've been married for 5 years but I'm still in love with my ex. I have some pictures and gifts that he gave me stashed away in my closet and when I'm alone I take them out and remember the times that we were together. I care about my husband but he's just not the love of my life.

Confession

I've been depressed for a few years and the only time that I enjoy life is when I'm sleeping and I'm not aware of my life. Then I wake up and the pain starts all over again.

Confession

I wear loose fitted tops so people can't see my stomach fat, which I can't seem to get rid of after having three kids.

Confession

I've been clean for 6 months but I get high in my dreams every night.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Confession

I pretend that I'm strong and don't care what people think, but the rumors are killing me.

Confession

I tell people I've slept with various guys so that I can seem cool, but the truth is I'm still a virgin.

Confession

I'm a complete screw up and can't seem to get anything right. I flunked out of school, I can't keep a guy for more than a month, and my friends are just as screwed up as I am. My parents don't talk to me anymore and I don't know what to do now that I've lost my job.

Confession

I want to show my mom how much she's killing me inside. And mom, if you're reading this... stop before it kills you. You're not dad, and i love you...

Confession

At my work they are pretty strict about talking so what we do is write post it notes to each other and stick them onto our files and then give them to whomever the note is intended for. Well for a year now I've been in love with one of my colleagues and I have kept all the notes that he's ever given me. I have them stuck to the wall in my closet that way I can see them and relive our conversations whenever I want. I want to let him know how I feel but I just can't seem to find a way to tell him.

Confession

I resent that my husband doesn't make enough money and that I have to work.

Confession

I've never had a real conversation with my father.

Confession

I have my high school reunion in a few weeks and I'm worried that even though 20 years have passed that once I see my ex all the old feelings I had for him will come flooding back.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Confession

I'm still in love with my ex and I just can't figure out how to move on. I even applied to the same university as him so I wouldn't have to be apart from him.

Confession

I found out that my husband was having an affair with a married woman, and in our house while I was at work. In order to pay them back I set the webcam on our house laptop to motion detect and caught them on camera. I took some still shots from the video and printed out numerous copies and went and put them in the mailboxes of her neighbors. She never contacted my husband again.

Confession

I like my best friend but he always calls me his sis and says he thinks of me as his sister, since we're so close. I don't know how to tell him I like him, and I don't know if he'll freak out and think it's weird.

Confession

I wear colored contacts and still haven't told my boyfriend of 2 years that my eyes are brown and not green.

Confession

I pretend to be independent and strong, but I'm scared to death of loneliness.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Confession

People think I have a great body because I'm thin, but all I see are skin and bones.

Confession

I'm scared of growing old and losing my beauty.

Confession

I suspected that my boyfriend was cheating on me with a co-worker of his, so I put a bug on his briefcase and when he was supposedly working late one night, I heard more than I needed to be sure of his affair and packed his stuff up and left them outside my apartment with a note saying “Don't Call me.” He never did call, and I love thinking of how he would have wondered why I'd break up with him so "unexpectedly".

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Confession

I have a restraining order against my ex, but the real restraining order is on my heart. I call him from blocked #'s just to hear his voice.

Confession

I'm more attracted to my brother-in-law than my husband.

Confession

I'm scared of drowning in the middle of the ocean.

Confession

I live in an apartment and every night for weeks these young kids would come to the square below and sit, laughing and yelling until 2 in the morning. I got fed up eventually and bought some balloons which I filled with ice cold water and set them on my balcony ready when they would show up. That night when I heard their yelling and laughing I got out of bed went and grabbed the balloons and hurled as many as I could at them. They never figured out which apartment the barrage of balloons was from, and they never came back again.

Confession

I resent my sister because she's prettier.

Confession

I put a tracking device on my boyfriend's phone. Now I know where he is at all times.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Confession

My brother was pissing me off non-stop for a whole week and so I decided to get even with him. I took his after shave bottle and emptied out the contents and then filled it with witch hazel alcohol. The next time he shaved and put on the “after-shave” his screams could be heard throughout the house and his face then developed a lumpy rash. He never figured it out that I had tampered with the aftershave and assumed that it simply was harsher than the after shave he normally buys, because it was a cheap no name brand.

Confession

I hate my husband and pretend that I'm going to visit other people so that I can get away from him.

Confession

I've been smoking for 15 years and my husband of 9 years has no idea.

Confession

My neighbor has an annoying dog who barks all day and all night long. The barking drives me nuts so I bought a laser and decided to flash the laser a few feet in front of the dog to see if it would start chasing the laser. Well, it definitely started chasing the laser and so did the owner who was walking the dog. They must have had a nice mile long run.

Confession

I called my boyfriend to tell him I'd be late because of the traffic and when we were done talking he didn't hang up the phone properly and I could still hear him talking along with another female voice. I stayed on the line to see if I could hear who the women was when I started hearing sex noises. We're not together anymore.

Confession

I buy expensive close so people think I'm doing well, but I'm thousands in debt.

Confession

I stay up late at night hoping that my ex will text me.

Confession

I'm scared that no one will remember me when I'm gone.

Confession


My 13 year old daughter has a teen girl magazine subscription and so she gets a magazine in the mail every month. I always gets the mail in the morning while she is at school and usually skim through the magazine to see if there is anything that I don't feel she should be reading. Well, one day I came across an article about public lice and decided that she didn't need to know that it existed and how it could be transmitted so I ripped the page out of the magazine and tossed the magazine on the porch. When my daughter asked why there was a page missing I told her that it must have ripped off from the wind while it was on the porch.

Confession


I hate the frumpy way that my husband dresses and one day I took a few of his shirts and tossed them out, while he was at work. When he noticed that they were missing I told him I had no idea where they were and that he must have forgotten them somewhere while away on business.

Confession

I have a video camera on my front door, which films all the activity going on in front of my house. I like to watch the video not to see if anyone was doing anything suspicious on my property, but to see what people do when they think that no one is watching.